Now for a set of traditional "there was a ... " limericks from me.
There was a young glutton from Hayle
Who ate all his food from a pail
Said his mother "Just wait
There's enough on the plate"
Said he "I could still eat a whale"
There was a young Pole came from Stettin
Whose fiancée objected to pettin'
"Stop being a prude
You look great in the nude
And anyway I'll see what I'm gettin'"
There was a young lady called Nancy
Who no one when sober could fancy
She was built like a tank
And what's more she stank
So getting up close was too chancy
And finally a Nantucket one:
The was a young girl from Nantucket
Hit hard on the head by a bucket
As her head rolled away
All her boyfriend could say
Was "you should have tried harder to duck it"
A happy New Year to everyone
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