Naughty Naughty

The following anonymous limerick is to be found in Wikipedia's entry on the limerick as poetry:

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space which is quite economical
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical

I don't necessarily agree, but many of the saucy ones are funny, although most would not qualify for an airing on the BBC. Otherwise serious writers, such as George Bernard Shaw thought that clean limericks were generally rather dull.  Be warned, some of the ones which follow are definitely saucy, but, at the same time, funny.

 Isaac Asimov, when not concocting laws for robots, wrote dirty (and funny) limericks. Here is one from his book "Lecherous Limericks":

There was a sweet girl of Decatur 
Who went to sea on a freighter
She was screwed by the master
An utter disaster
But the crew all made up for it later

I like this one, source unknown, though often quoted:

There was a young girl of Cape Cod
Who thought babies were fashioned by God
But 'twas not the Almighty
Who hitched up her nightie
'Twas Roger the lodger, the sod

This one is politically incorrect, but it sort of illustrates Mendel's first law:

There was a young lady called Starkey
Who had an affair with a darkie
The result of her sins
Was quadruplets not twins
One black, one white and two khaki

And finally, the first from AngelFire, and the second from me (do your own translation):

A wanton young lady from Wimley
Reproached for not acting quite primly
Said, "Heavens above!
I know sex isn't love,
But it's such an entrancing facsimile."

I knew it would just be my luck
At the end of our ultimate (activity often conducted in bed)
For her chap to appear
Full of whisky and cheer
With my (male appendage) irretrievably stuck